Thursday, September 29, 2011

Sometimes the lesson

Sometimes the lesson is not how to get your team to block a field goal, up by 2, when the ball is at the 12 with 6 seconds left. (I'm assuming your team lead isn't named "Knute".)

Sometimes the lesson is, WTF is your team doing in football uniforms in the first place, much less being on a football field, much less trying to beat teams that actually know from football and have practiced it since the age of seven.

So many failures begin with heroics. I wonder what America would look like if this was widely adopted? (My best guess: England. Which isn't even England anymore.)

Friday, January 07, 2011

You, there. Johnathan, is it?

Is your name John, or is it Nathan? Make up your damn mind.

I haven't got all day.